Crazy Parkers June 2017

I’m beginning to think that a significant number of people who drive trucks are too short to see over the wheel

Did the truck behind you scare you into lurching forward?

Hey … VJ … that big nose of yours makes it tough for you to see straight, eh?

That space to the left is just a spare anyway. We have to leave room for blind drivers.

There are only 3 spaces at the post office so g’head and take 2. Nobody thinks you’re inconsiderate. Just a hulu of a bad parker. And inconsiderate.

This isn’t a real jeep so it mustn’t be driven by a real person. The robot can’t see white lines.

This Crazy Parker wants to be certain that no disabled person could possibly park beside him. Ignorance is bliss to some. To others it’s just ignorance.

When your doors are bigger than the space. Perhaps doors on the passenger side were optional. Yeah, that must be it.

Psssst! Your ass is hanging out!

Do you think Taylor 1 is a perfect parker and it deteriorates from there?

I’m a human that doesn’t like green candy. Do you suppose cars don’t like green cars and they bully them when they get too close?

When you can see the tracks, there’s no hiding how this car got there. And the footprints would indicate that the driver took a look and knew he was an idiot but walked away anyhow.

You’d have to be drunk to walk as far off the line as this person parked. I wonder?

These are limited mobility spaces. Now tell me, should you be driving if your mobility is this limited?

Another truck that can’t park. This one is in front of McFit so maybe it’ll go down a size for next time.

Just squeaked into the Crazy Parker album by a nose

Perhaps that yellow air freshener affected this Crazy Parker’s mind and he doesn’t know where he is. You know, like sniffing glue only it’s a parking randomizer disguised as a fake tree.

Budly isn’t such a bud – but he does win the Crazy Parker of the Month Award for this ridiculous parking job